Nothing to do with plumbing, but we just had to share this ripper….
Person 1: I’m so frustrated I have to send my car back to the windscreen company. My window wiper sensor in the windscreen isn’t working since they replaced the window and it’s been raining, so I haven’t been able to drive my car.
Person 2: Couldn’t you just use your hand control?
Person 1: What? Stop the car every 10 meters and get out and wipe the windscreen with my hand? Are you silly?
Person 2: Am I silly?
Me: Chuckle, chuckle, snort!